he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you would pick up someone in the library
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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