Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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