So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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