when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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