I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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