how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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