so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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