she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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