People in love make me want to vomit
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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