Don't you send me to vm
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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