She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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