I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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