Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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