Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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