butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she peed on how many people?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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