That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
did you just send me my own nude
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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