butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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