You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i would punch a child for taco bell
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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