Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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