I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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