Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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