pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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