Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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