Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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