You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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