everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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