Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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