you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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