I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So vagazzling was a success
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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