doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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