They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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