Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting