Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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