Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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