So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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