I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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