So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"