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(317): View more from Indiana

Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

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(317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother. http://tfl.nu/z8j5

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.

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(412): Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with. http://tfl.nu/nobk

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.

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(218): I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted. http://tfl.nu/x30k

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them

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(814): I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them http://tfl.nu/cf2l

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(810): View more from Michigan

you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.

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(810): you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch. http://tfl.nu/47sj

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(631): View more from New York

"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......

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(631): "fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house...... http://tfl.nu/xvur

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(512): View more from Texas

I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants

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(512): I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants http://tfl.nu/4e8k

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(703): View more from Virginia

She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.

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(703): She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself. http://tfl.nu/tn32

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(618): View more from Illinois

His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.

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(618): His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings. http://tfl.nu/61i4

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.

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(610): So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house. http://tfl.nu/bt1m

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again

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(704): I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again http://tfl.nu/6zh5

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

How's dating the med student working out for you?

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After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.

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A true anatomy project.

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(414): How's dating the med student working out for you? (715): After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was. (414): A true anatomy project. http://tfl.nu/in9w

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(443): View more from Maryland

Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!

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(443): Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch! http://tfl.nu/w5ox

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(360): View more from Washington

OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!

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(360): OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!! http://tfl.nu/dp1t

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(303): View more from Colorado

He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?

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(303): He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery? http://tfl.nu/y325

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