Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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