She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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