He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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