we have officially mastered the walk of shame
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Houston, we have a blender
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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