I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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