He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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