Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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