Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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