is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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