Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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