my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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