I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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