At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me