my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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