dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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