What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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