Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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