I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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