It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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