dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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