Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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