FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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